Shilo Joslin

What's wild to me is USC hasn't beaten Oregon since 2016. Trojans are 4-0, ranked No. 12, at home — and the Ducks are STILL the favorite. Saturday, 4:30 on NBC. Does the streak hit five? 👇

Portland Union Station. “PARCELS · NEWS · CIGARS” carved in stone since 1896.

The Mariners got eliminated LAST NIGHT and I’m still getting on a train to Seattle. That’s not fandom, that’s a medical condition.

Anyway — Portland to Seattle, boarding shortly. If anybody needs parcels, news, ci**rs, or whatever the hell that thing in the last picture is, let me know. I take my courier duties very seriously since what happened in New Vegas. 🚂

Mariners vs Angels, 7:10 tonight. Who else is irrationally going? 👇

Saturday is STACKED. 🏟️

4:00 PM — Kraken wrap the preseason at Vancouver
4:30 PM — No. 20 Oregon at No. 12 USC. Five straight wins on the line. NBC.
5:45 PM — Thorns host Houston at Providence Park
6:00 PM — Winterhawks home opener vs Kamloops
6:00 PM — Beavers at UTEP, going for back-to-back wins

One screen. You only get one. Which game are you watching? 👇

Blazers roster update:

Signed Mark Sears and Barry Dunning Jr. on Tuesday. Waived them — plus Keylan Boone — today.

That's a 48-hour Trail Blazers career. That's not a training camp invite, that's a Costco free sample.

(For the worried: all Exhibit 10 deals, all ticketed for the Rip City Remix. Nobody's real future changed. The G League shuffle is just undefeated.)

Shortest Blazers tenure of all time? These three have to be on the leaderboard. 😂

Take a bow, Portland Fire. 🔥

17-27. The second-best record for a WNBA expansion team in 25 years. And you closed it by falling behind 17-0 and beating a 31-win team in overtime anyway.

Bridget Carleton in tears on the court saying she can't wait for next year. Carla Leite taking over OT like she'd been there a hundred times. A whole roster that decided "expansion team" was just a label.

Nobody hands you anything in year one. You earned every bit of this — and Portland showed up for you right back.

Year two. 50 games. Let's go.

What's your favorite Fire moment from season one?

ESPN's NBArank has three Blazers in the top 100.

Dame at 69. Ja at 77. Clingan at 95.

69?! The franchise's all-time leading scorer, the guy who averaged 25 a game on 38% from three the last time he touched a floor, and he's ranked behind guys who've never hit a playoff dagger in their life. He missed a year with an Achilles. He didn't retire.

Ja fell from 33 to 77 because he's been hurt and our backcourt is crowded. Fine. But 77?

And Clingan — THIRD in the league in rebounding at 22 years old, led the NBA in offensive boards — gets 95 like he's a bench mascot.

The whole list is an availability projection, not a verdict on who's actually better at basketball. And it still feels wrong.

Who's the most disrespected of the three? Because I'm picking up all three jerseys and a torch.

Nice

Sports Illustrated just put the Blazers at the TOP of the list of playoff teams most likely to fall out next season. 😤

An anonymous NBA scout in SI's 2026–27 preview magazine didn't hold back:

"I don't like how things look in Portland. Bad ownership, a coach with a bad contract and bad players together. Bad fits. Everything in Portland is a bad fit right now, top to bottom."

Let's remember what this team just did: 42–40, the No. 7 seed, and a play-in opening win over the Suns. Deni Avdija broke out with 24.2 points a night and his first All-Star nod. Plus we’re getting Dame back.

SI's reward? Predicting Portland 10th in the West at 39–43.

The scout did give love to two guys: Toumani Camara and Shaedon Sharpe — "when he is healthy."

So Rip City, be honest: is this fair criticism or national media disrespect AGAIN?

Drop your prediction — where do the Blazers finish in the West this season? 👇

Sports Illustrated just put the Blazers at the TOP of the list of playoff teams most likely to fall out next season. 😤

An anonymous NBA scout in SI's 2026–27 preview magazine didn't hold back:

"I don't like how things look in Portland. Bad ownership, a coach with a bad contract and bad players together. Bad fits. Everything in Portland is a bad fit right now, top to bottom."

Let's remember what this team just did: 42–40, the No. 7 seed, and a play-in opening win over the Suns. Deni Avdija broke out with 24.2 points a night and his first All-Star nod.

SI's reward? Predicting Portland 10th in the West at 39–43.

The scout did give love to two guys: Toumani Camara and Shaedon Sharpe — "when he is healthy."

So Rip City, be honest: is this fair criticism or national media disrespect AGAIN?

Drop your prediction — where do the Blazers finish in the West this season? 👇