PDX Weird Fest

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Our first ever Portland Weird Fest was a MASSIVE success! Over FIVE HUNDRED tickets were sold!

Now that the dust has settled, some thanks are in order...

If you think of the organizing board of Weird Portland United as an unconventional X-Men team, then our four-legged president, Aurelia Stardancer, is essentially Professor Xavier (though with twice the ability to walk).

Like Professor X, she’s used her networking superpowers to bring together a cast of alternatively talented and misfitting individuals whose common cause is developing the community around them.

Her Type A organization gave our band of visionaries exactly what we needed: an arm of executive functioning. 💪🥹

We’d be remiss if we didn’t try to help her in return. Our president daylights as a mortgage broker, Christine Lassiter, and has actually been integral in securing housing for some members of our weird cast!

Keep her in mind if buying homes is on your radar. As evidenced by our festival, she’s capable of organizing every important detail.

More notes on the Portland Weird Fest to follow! But in the meantime, consider giving her a follow!

Christine McCrary Lassiter

Due to a couple of cancellations, we have a few openings for drag, burlesque, magic and/or sideshow performers for the 21+ side of the Portland Weird Fest, Sept 7th at Oaks Park. Go to the Portland Weird Fest Performers link in my bio. Submissions must be completed by 3pm tomorrow. Please share this with anyone you know who may be interested.

Hey all my weird and wonderful character and performer friends. If you were planning on being a roaming character/performer at the Weird Fest Sept 7th at Oaks Park, I need you to complete this form by Wednesday. Be sure and complete the Oaks Park waiver in the form as well. It will be a blast of a time. 12pm-5pm. Reach out if you have any questions.

Portland Weird Fest Performers Sign up to be a Performer for the Portland Weird Fest.

At some point in every young girl’s life, she says wishfully to herself, “One day, I want to be a mermaid.”

Una is that girl who did not let her dreams become memes. She is not only a Professional Mermaid, but also the Sea Priestess behind the Portlandia Mermaid Parade.

Also, she converted a trailer into a 900 gallon swim tank, because that’s just what you do when you have a PhD in Transformational Psychology.

Though she’ll be noticeably trailer-less at the upcoming Weird Fest, she’ll be floating around for photos on September 7th!

Get tickets at PortlandWeirdFest.com

Where is it possible to find six foot lizards in Portland?

Fossil records indicate that such beings existed at a time that AT LEAST predates the internet.

But we don’t have the budget for time traveling, and thankfully, we don’t have to!

For just FIFTEEN DOLLARS, you’ll be able to see the Portland Sleestak, an extra-dimensional species of reptilian humanoid, roaming around the Weird Fest on September 7th! 12pm-5pm

Tickets at PortlandWeirdFest.com!