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Bundles, Firewood Sales, The Only Firewood Producer W/ A Consumer Affairs report. Before we begin we would like to introduce ourselves and tell you our story.
www.HotAssWood.com Firewood, USDA Kiln Dried, Camp Wood, Solar Kiln, Firewood Bags, Mulch, FirePits, Wood Heating Pellets Sales & Delivery, Fire Starters, Kindling, Tinder. Thank you for stopping by and giving us an opportunity to service your firewood needs. We have so much to offer and are excited to introduce our 2022/23 lineup of products! I met my husband while working a second job in a small Italian restaurant on a Sunday about 19 years ago. I was his waitress that evening just after finishing the day shift at Danbury Hospital, meanwhile Dmitry was a white-collar worker owning a very successful mortgage and real estate company in New Rochelle, New York. We were married in 2005 and gave birth to our first-born son in 2007, he was immediately followed in 2008 by our second born son. In 2006 we purchased an outdoor wood boiler to heat our home and our pool since oil prices were on the rise. Around that time the economy started to fall apart and so did the mortgage and real estate business; we quickly realized that we would need to do something else, with a strong loving marriage and having each other we knew this would not stop us. Several times we ordered wood from “wood guys” in the area and they either did not show up or their product was not what they promised it would be or they were no longer around. We thought why can’t we make firewood a good reliable business for customers to buy from. Dmitry went from being a full time white collar worker to a full time blue collar worker overnight. We started HotAssWood.com in our own back yard with just 2 guys and a log splitter. We started by palletizing the wood but the wood would be wet so we had to put our creativity to the test, that is when we introduced our 1st generation open top bags. Dmitry and the crew would split the wood and fill the bags to make a half a cord of wood. In 2015 the wood started to take over the house and we no longer had a yard or privacy. We had so many customers in and out of the house that we decided to officially find a commercial location. That is when we found the perfect location on Route 55 in Poughquag, NY. We opened there in November of 2015 and were quickly inspected by Dutchess County Weights and Measures. No one believed that our open top bags held a half a cord of wood. Four hours later and a lot stacking and measuring by Weights and Measures we received our certificate that our half cord bags meet their expectations and do in fact hold a half a cord of wood. Since then we have introduced our closed top solar kiln bags. These bags have been a game changer! Over the summer we made the biggest purchase of all, our Bell 8000 firewood processor with a 16 way head. This is our story and how we made it to where we are today, we could not have gotten this far without each other and the love and support of our customers. We value each and every one of you. We are proud to say that currently we are the LARGEST firewood producer in the area and one of the top 10 firewood companies in the whole state of New York. Thank you for making us #1. Update 2021 we purchased vacant raw commercial land in Lagrangeville on Route 55 between Dutchess Recreational Vehicles and Lagrange Physical Therapy 3 years ago. The address is 757 Freedom Plains Rd Poughkeepsie, NY. We finally got our approvals after a very long 3 years and have started to clear, develop and build our new mega super store. We are super excited and will keep you updated as more news develops.
09/24/2026
🔥🔥 HEAT YOUR HOME WITHOUT THE HASSLE! 🔥🔥
🌲 HotAssWood.com + HotAssPELLETS.com 🌲
LOCAL • FAMILY OWNED • 21 YEARS IN BUSINESS
🔥 KILN-DRIED & SOLAR-KILN-DRIED FIREWOOD
🪵 PURE OAK KILN-DRIED HEATING PELLETS
⭐ ALMOST 500 GLOWING 5-STAR GOOGLE REVIEWS! ⭐
🏆 Highest-Rated Firewood Business in Dutchess County
We don't just sell firewood and pellets — we make heating your home EASY!
🔥 HOTASSWOOD.COM
• Solar/Kiln-Dried Firewood
• Properly dried and ready to burn
• No stacking required
• No mess
• No fuss
• 110% GUARANTEED
🔥 HOTASSPELLETS.COM
• 100% Pure Oak
• Kiln-Dried
• Double Sifted
• Double Covered
• Premium Heating Pellets
🚚 WE DELIVER RIGHT TO YOUR HOME!
And YES — we can even bring it INSIDE YOUR GARAGE when conditions allow!
No dragging bags through your house.
No muddy driveway mess.
No lifting and carrying everything yourself.
Just order it, and we'll bring the heat to you! 🔥
📞 CALL/TEXT 845-320-CORD (2673)
👉 ASK FOR BIG DEE
🌲 HotAssWood.com
🔥 HotAssPELLETS.com
21 YEARS • LOCAL BUSINESS • BRICK & MORTAR LOCATION • ALMOST 500 5-STAR GOOGLE REVIEWS
🔥 HOTASSWOOD.COM — WE DO IT ALL! 🔥
🔥 LASER ENGRAVED PROMOTIONAL ITEMS & CUSTOM BUSINESS CARDS 🔥
BE DIFFERENT. BE REMEMBERED.
Imagine a homeowner is interviewing 10 companies for landscaping, painting, construction, excavation or other services.
They receive 10 business cards.
9 are ordinary. 1 is a REAL laser-engraved wooden business card.
🪵 Custom engraved with your logo
🔥 Real wood
👃 That natural burned-wood smell
💥 A card they won't forget!
Don't just hand them a business card — give them something they'll remember!
We create custom laser-engraved:
🔥 Business Cards
🪵 Wooden & Metal Cards
🎁 Promotional Items
🖊️ Pens & Keychains
🧲 Magnets
🍺 Coasters & Mugs
🧢 Hats
🪧 Signs
🔨 Tools
🎁 Custom Gifts & MORE!
Perfect for businesses, contractors, weddings, parties, events and special occasions.
💍 Wedding Favors • Save the Dates • Wedding Gifts • Baby Shower Gifts • Baby Shower Favors • Birthday Favors • Graduation Gifts • Anniversary Gifts • Personalized Gifts • Corporate Gifts
YOUR COMPETITION HAS A BUSINESS CARD.
YOU HAVE A CONVERSATION PIECE.
📞 CALL/TEXT 845-320-CORD (2673)
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https://www.hotasswood.com/laser-engraving.html
🔥 LASER ENGRAVED PROMOTIONAL ITEMS — BE DIFFERENT. BE REMEMBERED.
🔎 SEARCH TERMS
Laser Engraved Promotional Items • Custom Laser Engraved Business Cards • Wooden Business Cards • Laser Engraving • Custom Promotional Products • Engraved Business Cards • Custom Engraved Gifts • Wedding Favors • Save the Date • Baby Shower Gifts • Baby Shower Favors • Birthday Party Favors • Graduation Gifts • Anniversary Gifts • Corporate Gifts • Personalized Gifts • Custom Party Favors
09/16/2026
🔥 GET STONED BY HOTASSWOOD.COM! 🔥
🪨 DECORATIVE STONE • GRAVEL • SAND • MILLINGS & MORE!
Looking to spruce up your property, build a driveway, or tackle your next landscaping or construction project? HotAssWood.com has the stone products you need!
💪 WE SELL & DELIVER ALL TYPES OF STONE PRODUCTS!
✅ Decorative Stone
✅ 3/4" White Stone
✅ 3/8" White Stone
✅ Gravel & Crushed Stone
✅ Drainage Stone
✅ Sand
✅ Recycled Blacktop Millings
✅ And MORE!
🚛 PICKUP OR DELIVERY AVAILABLE!
Whether you need a little or a lot, we can help supply your project with quality materials at competitive prices!
🏡 PERFECT FOR:
• Landscaping & Decorative Stone
• Driveways & Walkways
• Drainage Projects
• Construction
• Parking Areas
• And Much More!
🔥 GET STONED BY HOTASSWOOD.COM! 🔥
📞 CALL OR TEXT BIG DEE:
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📍 HOTASSWOOD.COM — Serving the Hudson Valley!
⚠️ IMPORTANT INFORMATION: PLEASE READ BEFORE CONTACTING
📵 We do not reply to Facebook Messenger inquiries. Please CALL or TEXT us directly!
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🌐 Visit HotAssWood.com for more information about our products and services.
09/10/2026
We have a very limited supply available, so it’s first come, first served! Visit HotAssJERKY.com 🥩🔥🏃♂️
09/07/2026
🔥🥩 FOOD-GRADE SMOKING WOOD CHUNKS! 🥩🔥
REAL WOOD • REAL SMOKE • REAL FLAVOR!
Take your BBQ and smoking game to the next level with 100% natural hardwood smoking chunks from HotAssWood.com!
🌳 CHOOSE YOUR FLAVOR: 🍒 Cherry – sweet, mild & fruity
🌰 Hickory – bold, classic BBQ flavor
🔥 Ash – clean-burning, mild smoke
🪵 Oak – rich, balanced & versatile
🍁 Maple – sweet & mellow
🌿 Birch – unique, clean smoke flavor
✅ FOOD GRADE
✅ NO CHEMICALS OR ADDITIVES
✅ NATURAL HARDWOOD
✅ Great for smokers, BBQ grills, pizza ovens & outdoor cooking
✅ Perfect for brisket, ribs, pork, chicken, fish & more!
🔥 ASK ABOUT OUR THREE-BAG SPECIAL! 🔥
📍 Located in Poughkeepsie, NY
🚚 Delivery available for a fee
📞 Call/Text: 845-320-CORD (2673)
👉 Ask for Big Dee
🌐 HotAssWood.com
🔥 Why buy mystery wood from a big-box store when you can buy REAL hardwood from a local firewood company?
09/07/2026
Happy Labor Day. Remember to thank the people that do what you can't or don't want to do!
🔥🔥 AS LOW AS $329! — SUMMER CLEARANCE HARDWOOD FIREWOOD — FULL CORDS 🔥🔥
💰 CASH-ONLY TIERED MANAGER'S SPECIAL — LIMITED STOCK! 💰
🪵 GRADE B HARDWOOD — BIG HEAT, SMALL PRICE!
We are clearing out our remaining Grade B hardwood firewood inventory and passing the savings directly to you!
This is the same high-heat-burning hardwood you expect from us — just with some pieces that aren't as pretty or uniform as our premium Grade A wood.
Think of it this way:
🔥 75%+ is excellent firewood
🪵 The remaining pieces may include odd-sized, dirtier, or character pieces
💰 You're paying for HEAT — NOT SHOWROOM APPEARANCE!
Perfect for homeowners who want to stock up and don't care if every piece looks like it belongs in a magazine.
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💰 TIERED CASH PRICING — AS LOW AS $329 PER CORD!
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🚨 MAXIMUM: 3 FULL CORDS PER HOUSEHOLD 🚨
1 FULL CORD — $369 CASH
2 FULL CORDS — $728 CASH TOTAL
➡️ 1st cord: $369
➡️ 2nd cord: $359
3 FULL CORDS — $1,057 CASH TOTAL
➡️ 1st cord: $369
➡️ 2nd cord: $359
➡️ 3rd cord: $329
🔥 GET 3 FULL CORDS FOR ONLY $1,057 CASH!
⚠️ 3 FULL CORD MAXIMUM PER HOUSEHOLD.
⚠️ IMPORTANT: This is step-down volume pricing. It is NOT $329 per cord for the entire order. The $329 price applies to the 3rd cord when purchasing 3 cords on the same delivery.
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🪵 WHAT IS GRADE B FIREWOOD?
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This isn't junk wood — it's great-burning hardwood that doesn't meet our premium Grade A appearance standards.
🔥 At least 75% is excellent
🪵 Some pieces may be odd-sized or have more character
🪵 Some pieces may be dirtier than our Grade A product
🔥 The heat is still there!
If you're looking for wood to heat your home, fireplace, wood stove, outdoor boiler, fire pit or campfire, this is a great way to save money.
You're buying HEAT — not pretty firewood!
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🚚 DELIVERY ONLY
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🚨 THIS CLEARANCE FIREWOOD IS DELIVERY ONLY.
Delivery fees are calculated based on mileage from our Poughkeepsie yard.
📲 TEXT YOUR DELIVERY ADDRESS FOR AN EXACT DELIVERY QUOTE.
Want to inspect the wood before purchasing?
You're welcome to visit our yard BY CONFIRMED APPOINTMENT ONLY.
⚠️ Please don't just show up — we're constantly in and out running deliveries, so an appointment is required.
📍 757 Freedom Plains Road, Poughkeepsie, NY 12603
Right next to Dutchess Recreational Vehicles on Route 55.
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📲 HOW TO ORDER
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1️⃣ Send us a Marketplace message OR text your delivery address
2️⃣ We'll calculate your delivery fee
3️⃣ Tell us how many full cords you need — 1, 2, or 3 MAX
4️⃣ We'll get you on the delivery schedule!
📞 CALL / TEXT: 845-320-CORD (2673)
👤 ASK FOR BIG DEE
🏠 SHOP LOCAL! SUPPORT A FAMILY-OWNED FATHER & SONS BUSINESS!
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🔥 WHY BUY FROM US?
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🔥 21+ YEARS IN BUSINESS
⭐ ALMOST 500 FIVE-STAR GOOGLE REVIEWS
🏢 3.5+ MILLION DOLLAR BRICK-AND-MORTAR FACILITY
🪵 110% FIREWOOD GUARANTEE
🚚 Professional delivery
📍 Local Hudson Valley business
💯 We stand behind what we sell!
Don't confuse a clearance-grade product with cheap firewood from someone with a pickup truck.
You're buying from an established local firewood company with a real yard, real equipment, real trucks, and more than two decades of experience.
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🔥 LIMITED CLEARANCE INVENTORY — 3 CORD MAXIMUM PER HOUSEHOLD! 🔥
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🛣️ HotAssMILLINGS.com — Asphalt Millings & Mafia Blocks
🗑️ HotAssDUMPSTERS.com — Dumpster Rentals & Junk Removal
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09/05/2026
please click to see our managers specials https://www.hotasswood.com/managers-specials.html
09/04/2026
🔥🔥 WINTER IS COMING — LOCK IN YOUR HEATING PELLETS NOW! 🔥🔥
💰 HEATING FUEL PRICES ARE GOING UP — DON’T GET LEFT OUT IN THE COLD!
Winter is coming, and we are anticipating major increases in heating pellets and other heating fuels. If you heat your home with pellets, NOW is the time to get ahead of the increase.
🔥 HOTASSPELLETS.COM 🔥
100% PURE OAK • KILN DRIED • PREMIUM HEATING PELLETS
🌳 100% Pure Oak
🔥 Kiln Dried
✨ Double-Sifted for a cleaner-burning pellet
📦 Double Covered & Shrink Wrapped for maximum protection
🏆 Exclusive to HotAssWood.com
🚨 YOU MUST BE ON OUR LIST TO LOCK IN THIS PRICE! 🚨
This is a PRE-ORDER / WAITING LIST PRICE.
Get your name on the list NOW, before winter demand hits and prices increase.
⛽ We anticipate heating fuel reaching $6 a gallon or more this winter.
Don't wait until the first major cold snap when everyone is trying to buy fuel at the same time.
❄️ WINTER IS COMING. BE PREPARED!
🔥 LOCK IN YOUR PELLETS NOW!
🚨 GET ON THE LIST BEFORE YOU'RE LEFT OUT IN THE COLD!
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🪵 HEY — DON'T BURN PELLETS?
CHECK OUT OUR KILN-DRIED FIREWOOD BAGS!
🔥 HotAssWood.com
We are the Godfathers of the Firewood Half-Cord Bag System! 👑🪵
Our NO-STACK Half-Cord Bag System takes the work out of firewood.
✔️ Real Half-Cord of Firewood
✔️ Kiln-Dried Firewood
✔️ Delivered in a Covered Bag
✔️ Protected from the Elements
✔️ NO STACKING REQUIRED!
✔️ Delivery Available
✔️ Customer Pickup Available BY APPOINTMENT
🌧️ RAIN? NO PROBLEM.
🌨️ SNOW? NO PROBLEM.
🌨️ SLEET? NO PROBLEM.
We deliver dry firewood in virtually any weather condition, because your firewood is protected in our covered bag system.
🔥 And our firewood comes with our 110% GUARANTEE!
🪵 DON'T WANT PELLETS?
BURN FIREWOOD INSTEAD!
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📞 GET ON THE PELLET LIST TODAY!
🔥 Call/Text 845-320-CORD (2673) — Ask for Big Dee
🔥 Or Call/Text 845.745.2338 — Ask for Big Dee
🏢 Real Brick-and-Mortar Location — LaGrange/Poughkeepsie, NY
⭐ Almost 500 FIVE-STAR Google Reviews
💪 Over 21 Years in Business
👨👦 Family-Owned Father & Son(s) Business
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DON'T WAIT UNTIL WINTER IS HERE. GET ON THE LIST NOW!
❄️ BE PREPARED — OR GET LEFT OUT IN THE COLD! 🥶
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757 Freedom Plains Road
Poughkeepsie, NY
12603