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Rock band. With Teeth. NEXT SHOWS:
7/9 EASY STREET IN-STORE
7/25 BITE OF SEATTLE
8/16 UFO FEST (BURIEN)
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On Being A Middle Aged Musician Releasing New Music.
05/21/2026
👶WEIRD BABY👶: the stork delivered our weird, macabre, strange baby this week! We were nervous to unwrap her, but she turned out every bit as bizarre and beautiful as we’d hoped. Thanks to and GZ Media (based in hell yeah!) for the glorious work 💎💎💎
And yes did receive a paper cut for his unboxing trouble. A good sign!🩸🅱️
❤️to Seattles finest visual artist for the stellar work.
Come grab your own weird baby at for our TAXIDERMY is FOREVER album release + Morbid Market + and
Tickets in bio!
05/19/2026
MIX-MASTER-EMERSON: Our macabre and strange upcoming EP “TAXIDERMY is FOREVER” is an oddities shop of music, but dig into the second side and you’ll discover an absolute TREASURE💎💎💎.
We were lucky enough to have Emerson Harris aka .studio62 of LA’s fabulous remix our rock-dance banger “Pocket.” We opened for The Toxhards last year and were even interviewed by Mr. Harris himself on the band’s pre-show radio program (see pic!). Why wore a professor’s jacket is unknown - what IS known is that Emerson made “Pocket” feel tighter, hit harder, and slap more aggressively. HE MADE IT BETTER.
So good, in fact, that we put it on vinyl AND tape! Swipe thru for a snippet.
Come snag your copy of it at next week’s album release + morbid market + birthday party spectacular with and - v limited supply bc making physical media is E # # $$$$IVE
THURS 5/28
album release
+ Morbid Market from
Doors 730, Music 8
🦈SHARKY MORBID MARKET🦈: this is literally the coolest thing this band has ever done: it’s a dark dream come true! 👻
At our album release show next week, , our favorite shop in all of Seattle, will be bringing all manner of mysterious curios, macabre treasures, and taxidermied delights for presentation and sale DURING our show!
It will be in celebration of our album “TAXIDERMY is FOREVER,” an oddities shop of an album with sonic curios and bizarre tracks that haven’t fit on any of our other rawk records… Meaning they fit perfect perfectly with each other…🩻☠️🗝️
Come for the music, stay for the macabre…and for our friends in and !
Spook you NEXT WEEK:
THURS 5/28
“TAXIDERMY is FOREVER” Album Celebration
Doors 7:30, Music 8
Ticks in BIO
🎟️TICKET GIVEAWAY🎟️
y’all we have really been feeling the love as people let us know. They’re excited for our new EP “TAXIDERMY is FOREVER”… just means so much that our community is behind us, really can’t explain how much that touches our little shriveled hearts🥹🥹🥹🥹
Here is our way of saying THANK YOU:
Be among the first to comment on this video and we gonna send you a BIG BEAUTIFUL fuh-REE TICKET to our 5/28 Album Release & Morbid Market at w and !
We are so damned excited about what this night is becoming… Stay tuned for a fun and MACABRE announcement about the show tomorrow… Free ticket is going to be a spooky steal for ya!🦴💀👀
W ❤️,
WTF? WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL US????
Who knew that remixed your music at 20000x speed? We have no idea how or why this happened, but last night the TIDAL app was making our music sound like on SPEED. Crazy part is we actually like these “remixes” better!
Has this happened to anyone else? Any technologists know WHY this is happening?!
GET TO KNOW AND , who will honor us with their presence at our “TAXIDERMY is FOREVER” album release extravaganza!
AH: killer three piece with a huge sound and a drummer who sings. Also has better hair than Phil Collins (see attached vid)
MTB: rare example of a Seattle band that rocks and grooves, synths and guitars. Please play “carousel” at the show, yeah (again, see attached).
Really humble to share the stage with such awesome bands and introduce them to shark world. See you 5/28 ! Ticket link in bio!
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