Jacob Knowles

Not to brag but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.

Cop: There was no one else going anywhere nearly as fast as you!
Me: I know. I was winning.

Age doesn't matter in love

Never judge a book by its cover baby

Not all women want diamonds. Some just want a cute farmhouse on 50 acres.
With a wrap around porch to drink coffee on!

Are you sure baby

Here is my answer

Netflix era kids will never know the adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/ bedroom in a single ad break with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN" to send you hurtling over furniture to get back in time.

Do you ever get secondhand happiness... like someone is happy so you're happy because they're happy.

it too hot babay 69😆