Unfortunate Cookies
Share
Fortune cookies with a dreadful twist.
It's never a happy fortune.
Always terrible fortunes, 100% of the time.
UGLY you and got no alibi
Urban Artisan Geneva thank you for helping us ruin people's days ❤️❤️
06/17/2026
A heartfelt congratulations to our next Unfortunate Peace Prize winner: Lexi and The Rusticators Emporium!
The Rusticators Emporium is a whimsical vintage and eclectic goods shop in the heart of Hallowell, Maine. Lexi was one of our earliest wholesale customers, and we're so glad to continue to supply her shop with miserable Unfortunate Cookies.
Thank you Lexi and Rusticators for all you do to ensure the world is a more peaceful place.
A dangerous game.
Teach 'em while they're young.
Sorry, kid. 💀
It really looks bad savkalipez
06/02/2026
Our next Unfortunate Peace Prize recipient is William from Das Gummy! ☮
William has been instrumental in helping us develop our brand new Vegan Sour Skulls gummies. We're so grateful for William's support, guidance, and dedication to making a more peaceful world. 🕊
Click here to claim your Sponsored Listing.
Category
Contact the business
Website
Address
Seattle, WA