Distasteful Sediments

Cards can be burned...
Emails can be deleted...
Conversations can be forgotten...
But your message on a rock is eternal. Send a hand-painted original rock of hatred or despair to anyone your black heart desires... all while remaining completely anonymous. Be mean, be nice, be ambivalent, we don't care; we just want to help you vent against those who have wronged you. Want one of these bad boys for yourself or for Gammy around the holidays? Choose from a long list of our original insults, witty rejoinders, disparaging remarks, and life affirming affronts which will then be adorably painted to order! Even saltier than us? We offer custom-made messages as well! Each purchaser will receive a picture of the final product before it gets dropped in the mail to ruin someone's life (or day, at least). Think of the sheer confusion and shame when your vile coworker opens up an unsuspecting package only to find a fanciful, painted paper weight with "Mark-Ass Trick" delicately scrolled across. Oh, the possibilities are endless...

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