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09/16/2026

I hate waking up in the morning and having to figure out what gender I am while I’m catheterizing myself. 🤣 It’s honestly the worst part of the whole experience. Like damn, can I at least finish pi***ng before I have to make major life decisions? 😂

09/16/2026

Damn straight, my body, my choice! That’s exactly how I won Woman of the Year! 🤣🏆

09/16/2026

Got the dreaded logout screen, violations for messaging AGAIN, and now the warning that my page is at risk of being unpublished again! 😂🤦‍♂️

The funny-not-so-funny part is… I DON’T EVEN MESSAGE PEOPLE FOR THIS EXACT REASON!! 🤣

I literally avoid Messenger because I’m scared of getting flagged, and somehow I’m STILL getting violations for messaging. Make it make sense. 💀

09/15/2026

You know what’s hilarious, except it really isn’t?

My old P*P got recognized for her work with the “they/them” community, smiling ear to ear in the picture. Cool. Treat people with respect. I’m all for that.

But then I walk into her office after having FOUR urologic surgeries just THIS YEAR to clear blockages and deal with whatever else they’ve had to fix — not even counting all the surgeries and procedures from previous years.

I literally have a bladder pacemaker/sacral nerve stimulator implanted inside my body because my urinary problems are that serious.

And somehow her conclusion for me was basically:

“It’s all in your imagination.”

🤣 WHAT?

So we’re supposed to listen to people, believe what they’re experiencing, and treat them with compassion… unless apparently they’re me with years of medical records, surgeries, specialists, and an implanted medical device?

A little backwards, I’d say. 😂

09/15/2026

Y’all yelling “BRIBERY!” over Trump like we didn’t just live through a pandemic where public-health incentives literally came with a burger and fries. 😂🍔 💀🥱🥱🥱

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