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The 10 basic rules of driving in Zambia, as stipulated by the Road Transport and Safety Agency (RTSA), emphasize safety, caution, and adherence to the Highway Code. Key rules include driving on the left, strict speed regulation, maintaining vehicle roadworthiness, and displaying courtesy to other road users.

#1 Know and Practice the Highway Code: Thoroughly understand the rules of the road and apply them consistently.

#2 Concentrate Constantly: Maintain full focus on driving to avoid accidents.

#3 Interpret Traffic Situations Correctly: Analyze the road, signs, and traffic conditions before acting.

#4 Exercise Patience ("Hang Back"): Do not rush; maintain a safe following distance and wait for safe opportunities.

#5 Drive with Care and Courtesy: Show consideration for other motorists, pedestrians, and cyclists.

#6 Adapt Speed to Conditions: Never exceed speed limits and adjust speed according to road conditions, traffic, and visibility.

#7 Develop "Car Sense": Operate the vehicle smoothly to reduce wear, tear, and increase safety.

#8 Use Horn and Signals Considerately: Use the horn only when necessary and give proper, timely signals.

#9 Ensure Vehicle Roadworthiness: Regularly check that your vehicle is safe to drive (brakes, lights, tires).

#10 Perfect Roadcraft: Continuously improve driving skills and acknowledge courtesies shown by others.

During a robbery in Zambia, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a r**e!"

This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."

The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"

This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.

This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."

This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"

This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"

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The way Africans become broke after finishing school, you might think they were studying Bachelor of Poverty and Applied Suffering

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